Amma’s PCC stories (adults)

14 May


(One of my Chinese students has mentioned before that he thinks I’m cute. Today, this is what happened)
Student: “What’s this?”
Student: “Mirror. Ok. Tomorrow, you’re going to look at a mirror and say ‘Oh! SO beautiful. OK?”
Me: (-_-) …


These are also ESOL students but at Concordia University:





(My friends know this of me, I speak really really fast sometimes)
(An advanced student came to my class to bring my new students. He asks me a question and I respond in English. He looks blank. I respond with the same answer in Arabic this time)

Student: Wow! Mashallah.
Me: What?
Student: Wallah (By God); just like a Ferrari. You speak just like a Ferrari. Too fast!


(At ELS, if students do a really good job in class in any category, teachers can give them tickets which go towards a raffle drawing. The grand prize is always an iPod Shuffle.)
(One student is acting really dramatically and stares at me for a while):
Student: Teacher! Look! I finished my work AND I’m helping my classmate. Can I get a ticket?
Me: No, not when you’re trying to show off. It doesn’t count.
Student: AW MAN!!!
Me: Why are you telling me thank you? You did all of the work plus extra.
Student: I can’t believe I passed this level! Still teacher, thank you!
*Dramatically dances away*
Me: …. SMH
(On the last day of every session, I buy cheesecake for my students to reward them for a job well done.)
Students: Teacher! I hope that you will teach me for next session and for all the sessions until I graduate?
Me: Why? Because of the cheesecake?
Students: OF COURSE!!!
Me: (0-0) I knew it!!!
Other students: No, no, no, this is actually honestly the best class we’ve ever taken and we’ve learned a lot. We really like the way you teach.

I think it’s the cheesecake…

(I bump into one of my former students on the way to work.)
My student: Why aren’t you teaching me this session?
Me: *jokingly* Thank God you’re not in my class!
Student: Come on, I wasn’t THAT bad!!!


My UAE students almost hit me in the parking lot today because of speeding.
At first they had a shocked face.
I glare at them.
They give me a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG smile and wave then laugh as they drive away…. (-_-)
Adult students… sure….


Student: I miss you teaching me!
Me: Sorry, I can’t choose my classes.
Student: Teach me next term, OK?
Me: I can’t choose my classes!
Student: Just make it happen. Ok, bye teacher!


A student asks me to see his grades. I show it to him.
Student: Can I see (classmate’s name)’s grades?
Me: NU UH!!!
Student 2: Nu uh? Ahahaha so cute! She said “nu uh!”
Me: (-_-)….


One student comes to me and hands me a few cellphones.
Student: Here teacher, Amana (trust to keep something safe)
Me: Ok, thank you.
I notice later that he pulls out another cellphone.
I find out that the cellphones he gave belonged to his classmates…
Me: (0o0) !!!! You can’t give amana that isn’t yours!
Student: *smiles* It’s amana from them to me to you
Me:… you took it without their permission…
Student: They didn’t complain.
Other students smile…
Me: (-_-) …

Today, I met my new students. New students = New stories. This is just day 1:


(For some reason, my Arab students are always singing in my class)

Me: Why are you singing in my class?

Students: Because we’re happy!

Me: (-_-)

Students: *continue* And, since we know that you understand, when you hear us being happy, it will make you happy!

Me: (0-0) That’s… good… I guess…


(My coworkers asks me which class I’m teaching this session. I tell her. She tells me: Good luck! That’s a troublesome group.)
(After class, I noticed that the whole lesson went well. So, I ask the students about it.)

Me: Thank you. You all did a great job today. That’s different than what a teacher told me. A coworker told me you were trouble and spoke too much Arabic in class. Do you know why?

Arab Student: *Happily and confidently* We’re good students! And, we didn’t speak Arabic last session teacher; we spoke FRENCH!

Me: (-_-) Sure….


(My friends know this of me, I speak really really fast sometimes)
(An advanced student came to my class to bring my new students. He asks me a question and I respond in English. He looks blank. I respond with the same answer in Arabic this time)

Student: Wow! Mashallah.
Me: What?
Student: Wallah (By God); just like a Ferrari. You speak just like a Ferrari. Too fast!

(I’m subbing for a bunch of classes this week while a coworker is out. One student sees me walk up the stairs.)
Student: Teacher, don’t tell me YOU’RE teaching us?
Me: *confused* Yes…?
(The student gets up suddenly and slings his backpack on.)


(I allowed students to use their smartphones to look up vocabulary words.)
Student: Teacher, look here.
Me: What?
Student: Say “Hi” to my family! They didn’t believe me when I said that I have a young teacher that wears hijab and is good at teaching us.
Me: (0-0) Are you seriously Skyping in class?
Student: Teacher, I want to show my parents that I’m Ok.
Me: I thought we were all adults here…
Student: Sometimes!


Student: Teacher, you look very tired.
Me: I am tired.
Student: We are all tired. How about we all just use this class time and sleep? Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone.
Me: Really funny. Thank you but no.
Student: Aw, that would’ve been a fun and easy class…

Student updates:

(My car is being repaired. So,the current car that I’m driving is a former police car)

Students: teacher!!! You’re so awesome!!!
Me: why?
Students: because your car is soooooo cool!!!
Me: (-_-)
Student: teacher, I have a quotation.
Me: yes….?
Student: are you under cover?
Me: no!!! I’m a teacher!!! That’s all!
Student: I don’t think so. You’re most likely teacher by day and an agent by night… I got you…
Me: (0_0) no, i’m not!
Student: *convinced he’s figured it out, walks away*
Me: (0o0) ….!!!


Me: there’s no homework today. Enjoy your weekend.
Students: yaaaaaaaaaa!!! THANK YOU TEACHER!!!! *most of them start dancing*
Me: (-,-) *this doesn’t faze me anymore*

(As I’m picking up the new material for this new session today, I hear really odd noises in the hallway. I pay attention and it sounds like goats… Confused, I turn around to look.
It is 7 of my previous students smiling really widely and waving like crazy. Seriously? Why goat sounds? Crazy funny students. SMH…


(One of my former Japanese students tells me to listen to her.)
Student: I’ve been practicing. *clears throat*
Me: ok…
Student:*In Arabic* listen, you have to respect me because I’m a princess!!! ):D
Me: :0 !!! OMG, so weird. Who is teaching you that?
Student: Teacher, one more!
Me: …. Ok….
Student: *In Arabic* just once, I’d like you to hug and kiss me!
Me: (0o0) !!!! No way! Ew!! Why? Yada!!! (I don’t want in Japanese)
(students laugh)

(My Emirate student with a serious expression asks me):
Student: Teacher, are you Muslim?
Me: (0-0) … Are you seriously asking me that?
Student 2: Are you stupid??? OBVIOUSLY she’s Muslim! What? You don’t see that she’s Muslim???
Me: Um.. ya, I think this hijab is a dead giveaway… (-_-)
Student: Okay, good. I was making sure because I wanted to forward you Islamic lectures since my brother is religious.
Me: (-_-) Okay…
(I can’t believe he asked that… SMH)

(While substituting for another class, I see a student pull out his cellphone).
Me: This is a test, you can’t use your phone.
Student: Teacher, just pretend you don’t see me.
Me: (0o0) !!! I will take the phone away and use it until tomorrow. After that, you will have a big bill to pay.
Student: Ok ok, I will put it away.
Me: (-_-) …

(While giving a test in my class, my students start talking to each other)
Me: You cannot talk to your classmates or use your phone during the test.
Student: Teacher, we’re not cheating. We’re just “helping.”
Me: (0o0) Haram (forbidden)!!! There’s no “helping” during a test.
Students: Aw, man! She said “haram.” That’s a big word. Okay, okay, no more talking.
Me: Thank you. (-_-)

(The students in my class are exchanging contact information)
Students: Teacher, do you have facebook?
Other students: Of course, she has to have facebook!
Me: Yes, I do. Why?
Students: Can we add you?
Me: Yes…
Students: Yay!
Me: I said you could add me; I never said I would accept you. Mwahahahahaha!
Students: Teacher!!! (0o0) So mean!
Me: Mwahahahhahaha! Just kidding. If you like, you can add me.

One of my former students today:

Student: teacher, I really need.your help.
Me: uh huh… With what?
Student: I need you to write an essay for me.
Me: you mean you need help with your essay
Student: no, I’ll write the essay and you do the summary homework for me.
Me: no, haram.
Student: teacher, no one will know.
Me: even if no one knows, Allah (God) knows.
His friends: ooooooh!!!!
Student: teacher, God will know that you helped a student in desperate need.
Me: no, God will know that I helped a lazy student cheat.
His friends: AHAHHAAHA!!!




Serious Conversations

13 Jan

Occasionally, other ESL teachers will share their stories here as well.  We are all in this together!


Passed out chocolates and small gifts to staff and students around school for Valentine’s Day.

The majority response:
Students: “Teacher, chocolate? Valentine’s Day? Give me. Thank
you. I love you”
Male Staff: *eyes wide* “Ummmm…thank you? But…..”
Female Staff: *shock/scared* “What?!?!? For me? But I am a

Ahhh the differences of culture. (^///.///^)~*tehe

Submitted by:  Katt Teacher Elem Daegu

#2 We can explain our Johnsons, but not our homework:
Me: (notices a small group not paying attention) IH, stand up and make a suggestion sentence.
IH: 0.0 Uh, I can’t. (asks friends for advice in Korean)
DJ: Teacher! He can’t! He can’t!
DW: His Johnson’s too big! (some laughter)

Me=(cuttin’ eyes, I started to walk towards the back but a few more students pleaded for him laughing and all mentioning his “Johnson” and I decided to not to continue for the sake of my own “face”. He had his hands covering his front the whole time and seemed really concerned.)
CoTeacher= Standing at the front with an expressionless smile. I’m guessing she didn’t want to deal with it either.

Submitted by:  Miss Always Shock-ed (Jamasian)

My student in the cafeteria: Teacher!!! You’re here! What happened???
(I was sick and didn’t go to teach for the first time yesterday)
Me: Yesterday? … I died…
Student: No!!! Don’t say that teacher, that would be too sad!
Me: Okay okay
Student: Teacher, I need to interview an American. Could I interview you for my other class?
Me: Sure.
Student: When?
Me: After class our class.
Student: OK! GREAT!
Student doesn’t even show up to class… -_-

Arrived to class 10 minutes early. Find 2-3 of my students sleeping.
Another student walks in.
Student: What happened here?
Me: I don’t know! I didn’t do it!!! 😛

Student half sleeping: Teacher, could you repeat that again? I didn’t understand because I am still sleeping.
( I would mark him as bad attendance but at least he was honest, and this was the first time and he pulled an all-nighter to finish studying for 3 tests today.)

Submitted by:  Amma

Basic Conversation Practice: (university)
Me: What is your hobby?
Student: I like singing songs.
Me: Ok. Who is your favorite singer?
Student: James Brown is my favorite singer because when I listen to him I feel what he feels.
Me: O_o – alright then!

I’m often surprised by replies – likes and dislikes

Submitted by:  Ms. Q  (Qiana)

A Typical Day With My Kiddies:
(this is why I have deep smile lines on my face^^)

Class one: My youngest doll, crawled into my lap, cupped my face in little hands, and then began trying to connect the moles around the sides of my eye. <– I couldn’t help but drfit back to Saturday afternoons sitting on the porch drinking sunmade tea, doing the same thing to my grandmother. Definitely made me call home!

C2: Reading “Yonder Mountain” allowed me to teach the 1st verse & chrous of “Going Up Yonder” (a gospel classic) to my class. My kids were singing it the rest of class and humming it in the hallway! Cute accents and all!

C3: “Teacher look at my cake!! (He drew on a piece of paper)
Me: Oh that’s nice!!
Min Seok: I’m going to make a wish!!!!!!! *blew as hard as he could!”
SPLAT! Spit RIGHT in my eye!!!!! 0.O *total silence in the class*
Me: But wait, why are YOU crying!? You’re embarrased, but I’m the one with your spit in my eye! LOL <—We all burst into laughter!

C4: Me: Hey Sugar Bees!! I missed you all, did you do anything fun this past weekend?
Jake: *waving his hand frantically for me to call on him* Teacha! Me! Me!
Me: Yes Jakie-Poo! What did you do this weekend?
Jake: I slept with Annie! (the girl in our class that he’s been crushing on since last summer)
Me: Oh… You did…. o.0
J: Yes! At her house. Teacher, it was really great! (a look of total satisfaction on his face)
Me: Annie, did you have fun too?
Anne: (looking really embarrased) Yes… It was really nice. Maybe we will again this weekend too if his mom says okay.
Me: If you guys were 19 instead of 9, I might feel totally different about this conversation!
Them: Huh?

C5: Okay, who wants to read their summary of why the Teddy Bear was named after President Teddy Roosevelt?
Mina: Me!, because he feed the bears.
Me: Ummm, read me what you have.
M: “Teddy Roosevelt was a nice man ith a kind mind. When he went into the forest he feed the bear. So, the toy maker made him a not real bear. Other people will feed other animals too.”
Me: Mina…, I don’t think President Roosevelt fed any bears. Read the second line outloud.
M: “When Teddy Roosevelt feed the bear…”
Me: Wait, (trying not to laugh at her, because she was SO serious) Mina, there is an “r” there. That word is “FREED”. He freed the bear. Like, he let caught the bear and then let him go FREE back into the wild; back to his home.
Mina: o.0 *Holding the book out & pullingit back up close to her face, as if she is an old woman in need of glasses* Is that why we don’t get food when we buy a Teddy Bear??
Me: *I laughed for a good whole minute!* Yes, because the people were happy that he FREED the bear. I think if he fed the bear, he would’ve been the meal!!

Submitted by:  AbataTeacha

#1 It’s better than nothin’:
WS: Oh, I did my homework!
Me: Awesome. Bring it to me.
WS: Here, my name at bottom.
Me:…Why is your name at the bottom and why is it all crumpled? I want good clean, neat papers.
WS: Oh yes, but I think my homework is more important than clean paper.
Me: (couldn’t help but laugh because I taught them about how to tell their feelings on what’s important. He even said it perfectly.)

Submitted by: Miss Always Shock-ed  (Jamasian)

Yesterday, one student from a few sessions ago runs towards me with arms wide open:
Student: Teacher!!! So cute! I miss you!!!
I dodge his hug.
Him: Holds his hand out for a high-five.
Me: … Air-five?
Him: OK!
*Air fives*
Student walks away happy.

Submitted by:  Amma

Ideas To Dump In Another Post

20 Nov

I asked them to practice saying different words/phrases/sentences using intonation.  One of them was “oh”…I don’t know why I didn’t anticipate at least ONE student practicing the orgasmic “oh”  -_-

Bungee jumping should be banned because it’s a dangerous/crazy activity. (Opinion question)
Disagrees “because it’s exciting & good for dating w/gf! I like that!” Wow…nothing screams romance more than knowing your gf makes you want to jump off a cliff/bridge. (“Hillary will you marry meeeee…” we all know how THAT turned out.)


Have a random student (she is not my student this semester, she just came to my elective class) come to my office and bring me a farewell present and tell me how sad she is that I am leaving and thanks me for teaching her so well. *sniffle*
On a more somber note:
One student’s first experience of seeing a dead body was when her grandma died in their home. Another student lost his dad last year to liver cancer so now it’s just him and his 58 year old mom. 😦
I’m not sure if one of my students was

crying or sleeping during the test…or both?When I walked into my 2nd class, there were ooo’s and ahhh’s until 1 student said “Professor! Today…ATTRACTIVE!” & others agreed. I’m not gonna lie, I was feelin myself today w/my red pencil skirt and patterned tights haha. Thanks for noticing guys.SN: I love how they bow to me when they turn in their test and leave. Also, I like proctoring exams. I was walking up and down the aisle feeling like Top Flight Security of the World haha.
Two students decided to casually chat with me and give me a little bit of class feedback after the semester ended:
Girl:  So how’s your boyfriend?
Me:  We broke up. *sad face*
Guy:  Oh no…really?
Me:  Yea…I’m pretty sad about it.
Girl *somewhat excitedly* Was it 3 weeks ago?
Me: *confused face*  Yea…but how did you know that?
Girl:  Ahhh…3 weeks ago, your lesson was very boring.  It was very strange.
Me:  O.o
Guy:  Yea…it was…sorry.
Me:  Well, I WAS SAD!
Girl:  Yes yes, now I understand.  I forgive you.
“I was very hard and fun…because of the festival.”  Where the heck was he at?!
Guy asked me how can he get his hair to be a curly afro.  He thinks it is cool and wants to try it.  His partner suggested that he get “magic” (a Korean relaxer) instead and wear straight hair.  Very different opinions!
In the middle of the exam, they sang “Happy Birthday” to me since my birthday is quickly approaching.
Test Question:  “What are you wearing today?”
Him:  “Actually, I am wearing the same clothes from yesterday because I didn’t go to my home last night.”
Me: *thinking* Did he just admit to being on a walk of shame right now? O.o
One student told me he was afraid of Japanese and American people but this class helped him open up.  He is even one of the serenaders (LINK TO PREVIOUS POST)!  So he said “Many thank yous…I love you.”
“You. Your face. Like strawberry. Dirty. Very dirty face. I’m fright.”  –as a “small talk” convo
“Favorite thing to do when it’s raining.”
Answer:  LOVE
I’m gonna just pretend they literally mean just love, not making it.
Book Work:
Basically the students were asked to decide if a question is polite or not if asked the first time you meet a person.  They also had to write why or why not.
Question:  “Are you married?  Why not?”
(Check yes or no, then explain.)
Girl:  *checks ‘no’ and writes “F*** You” as her explanation.
Soooo…you don’t like this question, huh?!
I taught a lesson on common American slang like “action” or “puked.”  At the end of class, a student came to ask me the definitions of “YOLO” and “SWAG.”
Test Question:  “Tell me about yourself.”
Student 1:  My hobby is basketball.  I’m balling is very well.  So, I love teacher, thank you.”  What do I have to do with this?!
Student 2:  “Good food.”  My student is rather tasty?  Or nutritional?
Student 3 (guy):  “I love English teacher. Sorry…”  He crossed this out.  Because he crossed it out, it makes me think he meant me and not the language.
Student 4 (girl):  “I am NBSB (no boyfriend since birth)”.  At first I thought it was some type of Myers-Briggs test.
Student 5:  “I’m a student.”  Well I’m glad we cleared THAT up.  Wasn’t quite sure why you were in my class.
Student 6:  “I’m noraml, because study is normal, physical is normal, but I’m very emotionally.  I like flower and sunshine…so…very good man.”
Student 7:  “My personality is humorous and I’m not always sit down.”  On a more serious note, I wonder if this student has ADHD.  Bless his heart.  I’m sure he has been yelled at several times and told to sit down.
Student 8:  “I wear blue shirt and black pants.”
Student 9:  “I hope to make many people.”  Octomom?
Test Question:  “What should you wear to an interview?”
I think maybe all my students really heard was that the women should not wear sexy clothes for interviews, because like 5 different papers said in all caps “NO SEXY!”…one even said “Very important point…’NO SEXY’…”  Well, at least they heard SOMETHING.  And when I graded tests that the students said they would wear a mini-skirt or really high heels, I just wrote in all caps ‘NO SEXY!’  Everyone else was doing it!
Student1:  “Black suit, because it seemed to handsome, cool, and if I’m wearing black suit, maybe I will be handsome.”
Student2:  “Black shoes and hairstyle ‘flexible'”  So does this mean don’t wear a lot of hairspray?
Test Question:  “What are some tips for small talk?”
Answer:  “Do you like milk?”  O.o
Answer:  “Always I practice writing English.  I improved speaking and writing.  I can’t proceed without you, Professor.  I will study and exercise everyday!”  Did this student just have a mini breakdown mid-test?  They just started reflecting…this question has nothing to do with this answer.  And what do I have to do with them exercising outside of exercising their mind?
True or False:  “You can never jump in line in front of another person.”
Student 1:  “True.  Because I am shy.”  Awww…they really want to.
Student 2:  “False.  Because I like sport.”  Ohhhh…so ticking other people off is a GAME to you…?
Student 3:  “False.  I can’t.”  (So he can’t, but I can…)
Test Question:  “Describe your outfit.”
Student 1:  “I putting on pants with ease.”  Um…ok…?  O.o
Student 2:  “Today is midterm ㅜ.ㅜ (Korean emoticon for crying)”
Student 3:  “I’m wearing a black cap and white dress.  I couldn’t take shower because of my exam but I take a shower and wearing sexy clothes.  I’m very curvy and beautiful.”  Umm…ok…
Student 4:  “My outfit is casual examination style.  During examination you are too tired to dress up, so today I will show you how to wear it during examination.  First take a jean you wore yesterday and don’t take off your top and just put some jacket on top of it and you will look smart.  No one will know that so try it, its very useful.”
So this explains why the room is so musty today…
Test Question:  “What type of person do you like to date?”
Student 1:  “I like the man who doesn’t speak much, looks after me a lot, will be never show the sign of care for me, and considerate me that know my mind.”
Student 2:  “He has to have a lot of hair like grass and it has to feel like pussy cat’s fur.”  My question here is, at what point during the date does she test this out?
Sooo…they want someone who carefully doesn’t care about them?
When one student finished her test, she came to me and handed me her business card.  Am I supposed to call her after I finish marking her test?
“I used to like going outside playing with my friends and drinking.  But nowadays I enjoy playing with myself.”
My sweet and quiet student in my writing class has no idea what that comes across as her saying.
A lot of my students write about North Korea and how they are afraid to die. 😦
“I will marriage with good wife.  I want to give pleasure to parent.”
One student hates the dorm but feels “the good point is (draws a picture of two men showering together)…I like this shower.  I everyday do, shower.”
The same student wrote the lyrics to “I like to move it move it” on his journal’s first page followed by “What the f***”
One student wrote a soft core porn story involving a hot dog…that’s all I will say.
Writing Prompt:  “When I am writing I…”
Answer:  “…feel as I become a witch.”
“I love chicken.  Chicken is God.”  (This is not misspelled.  The student wrote it with a capital ‘G’)
Test Question:  “Asking foreigners if they can use chopsticks is a good idea.”
Answer:  “False.  No. Chopsticks is mine.”  That’s great, but I’m sure the foreigner will have their own pair of chopsticks if you go out to eat.
At the bottom of a nearly blank test, it says:  “I love you teacher.”  In the words of Tina Turner, “What’s love got to do with it?!”
Test Question: “Tell me your -est story.”  (This means they can tell stories about their: scariEST, happiEST, biggEST something, etc.)
Answer:  Her happiest memory was when she visited her brother.  At the end of her lovely story, she asked me “Are you envious me?”  Is that why she told me that story, to try to make the foreigner feel lonely and homesick! O.o
During the fashion show lesson, students were so shy going down the runway that they halfway went down it!  They practically ran with their heads down, shoulders hunched, and faces flustered the entire time.  However, when two teams tied and I chose a “Strut Off” as the tie breaker, suddenly one of my student’s inner “Ms. Jay” came out and he did the most entertaining horse trot I have ever seen.
During the fashion show class, one student’s monotone matter-of-fact description was:  “Look at my sexy model.  He is wearing short pants to show his sexy legs.  He is wearing flip flops on his shoe there is a flower something.  It looks so gay.”
One of my students goes to a Catholic Church in Korea and they keep having drinking fundraisers and gatherings.
One student’s part time job is to grade papers for her former high school English teacher at his house.  I’m pretty sure she didn’t find out about this “job” in a legal way.
One of my student’s favorite part of class this semester was the making of the mind map.
I caught two of my students giggling in the corner during a lesson.  When I walked over to them to confront them, I saw them drawing boxes on a paper and tormenting a giant ant.  I couldn’t help but chuckle at how childish this was.  Poor misguided ant.  It reminded me of GeoLogo
I stumbled upon this little gem while reading one student’s warm-up assignment.  “Today is Teacher’s Day.  I am thankful to [me], I get confidence about English.  I think English hard everyday, but after I met [me] I feel exciting English.  So I am thankful to [me].  I’m glad because I can hear [me] class.  I have a good chance.  In future, I want to [my] class.”
I hate that when I read “I get up hard in the morning.”  I made this face.  O.o
Me:  Do you have any questions?
Him:  *blurts out* I love you.
This was the 5th guy this week to have that exact reaction.  What is going ON?!
Me:  How are you?
Him:  Not good…very hard.  *sits down awkwardly*
For finals week, I gave 10 minute oral exams.  However, I didn’t cut students off if they went over time.  Quite a few students tried to keep talking because they didn’t want to leave me.  It was our last class together and we were all sad to be parting.  This is my least favorite part of the year. 😦
In the middle of one of the exams, this conversation took place.
Guy 1:  So what kind of music do you like?
Guy 2:  I like all kinds of music, but I like one group that is the same as professor’s *looks at me and winks*.
G1:  Oh really?  What is that?
G2:  Boyz II Men.  Do you know them?
G1:  Oh no I don’t know them.  Can you sing some of it for me?
G2:  Now?
G1:  Yea, now.
G1:  Wow.  Amazing!
G2:  Thank you.  *looks at me* Now you.
Me:  O.o
Test “Question”:  Have a small talk conversation with each other.  (What are some popular small talk topics?)
Him:  How are you?
Her:  I drank a lot yesterday so today I’m a little bit…O.o
Him:  Soju?
Her:  No, just cocktails.
Him:  Oh, delicious.
Is this what they got from that lesson?  The first time you meet someone, please tell them you are currently hungover.
My Taekwondo students became very angry when they realized that I was leaving the school.  One started shouting as if she was in training.  I thought she was gonna kick me hehe.
I will miss you. *bows*
I will miss you too my little passionate “Taekwondo Player”
Two of my students showed up in matching outfits for their final exam.  Coincidence?  I don’t think so–Not in Korea.
Him:  Mint shorts, navy and white striped shirt.
Her:  Mint button-up, navy and white striped shirt.
When I pointed this out to them they both started blushing.  What, did you think I wouldn’t notice?
One of my female students is staying on campus for the summer.  The women’s dorm is closed now, so everyone is in the men’s.  When asked how she likes it so far, she said her room was very dirty when she moved in.  I assumed this meant it just wasn’t as “pretty” as the women’s dorm and that it probably looked a bit more run down, but she said there were socks, tissues, and a condom under her bed, and her mattress was yellow.  Umm…well…I instructed her not to touch that stuff under the bed with her bare hands and to put extra layers between the mattress and her body.  I immediately knew what those items meant, but she had no idea and thought it was just a random collection of stuff.

No Leg Work No Homework

30 Jul
31 GIFs That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

It’s too painful. I can’t go on… (As seen on:

Me:  Angelina, did you do your homework?
A:  Sorry Teacher, but I didn’t do it.
Me:  And why didn’t you do it?
A:  Because my leg hurt.
Kevin:  Really! Really!? (something I say to them often)
Max: Your leg!? You see the lesson plans with your eyeballs.
Kevin: That’s right. Yes, and you write with your hand!

This is why I have laugh lines all over my face!

Submitted by:  AbataTeacha

Spaced Out

26 Jul
Star Wars boring intro text

Yea yea…whatever…you know what I mean… (Courtesy:

Me:  Kevin, where do comets come from?
Me:  Yes, dear. But where in space?
Kevin:  North. (with a straight face)
Me: ………-.-

Submitted by:  AbataTeacha

Theoretical Barriers

22 Jul

Eh…if you can bust through something like this, was it ever really there? (As seen on:

Hilarious Kid Convo of the Day:

Maroo: (after moving him from the student he was taking an occasional glance at theory test sheet)

“Jollygoodness… there’s a barrier!”

Submitted by:  AbataTeacha

What are some of your thoughts as to what this student was thinking?  Leave a comment below!

Separate But Unequal Meals

18 Jul
31 GIFs That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

It’s just sooo close but still out of reach… (Courtesy:


Teaching my advanced Korean kiddies:

Student:  “Teacher, why do you eat in class and we can’t?”

Me:  “Umm, because I’m the teacher. Duh.”


Me:  “Wrong application of our new vocab word dude.”


Submitted by:  Baconator

Mirror, Mirror

14 Jul

Julia Roberts in Mirror Mirror


(One of my Chinese students has mentioned before that he thinks I’m cute. Today, this is what happened)
Student:  “What’s this?”
Me: “Mirror”
Student: “Mirror. Ok. Tomorrow, you’re going to look at a mirror and say ‘Oh! SO beautiful. OK?”
Me: (-_-) …


Submitted by:  Amma

Summer Vacation

23 Jun

I know you were expecting another story to post today.  We’re so sorry!

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19 Jun

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