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Parental Discretion Advised

20 Sep
Ghost

If the dead can kiss their girlfriends, then maybe the living, married couples stand a chance.

 

I am sometimes surprised by the questions that my preschoolers ask me.

Preschooler: “Teacher, when people get married, is it okay for the boy to kiss on the mouth?”

Me: (0o0) “!!!” … “Go ask your parents…”

Phew! Dodged that one!

Submitted by:  Amma

stewie love me

Sometimes it starts early…

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A Splash in a Flash

8 Sep

Preschooler:  “Teacher, can u please get me some water?”

(I get some and come back. I see her face in shock and I don’t know why.)

Her:  “(0o0) How did u get it so fast? DID U FAST-FORWARD THE WATER?”

LOL!  Kids, technology and creativity ahahahhha

Submitted:  Amma

Conjugations

4 Sep
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As seen on: reddit.com

 

(My preschoolers were playing tag.  All of the sudden, I heard the cutest thing!)

Preschooler:   “Oh my gosh! you caughchted me!”

 
That was the cutest grammar mistake EVER! A blend between caught + catch + -ed

 

Submitted by:  Amma

Future Aspirations

20 Aug

I totally hope this is what this kid has in mind…

 

 

I asked my first graders, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
1st grader:   “A super hero!”
So cute!

 

Submitted by:  Amma

Raising the Dead?

7 Jun

I was disturbed today when my preschoolers were playing a game singing:

Mommy mommy come alive, by the time I count to 5. 1 2 3 4 5 COME ALIVE!

(0-0)

I had never heard of this until now…

Submitted by:  Amma