Tag Archives: Midterms

Theoretical Barriers

22 Jul

Eh…if you can bust through something like this, was it ever really there? (As seen on: boogaj.com)

Hilarious Kid Convo of the Day:

Maroo: (after moving him from the student he was taking an occasional glance at theory test sheet)

“Jollygoodness… there’s a barrier!”

Submitted by:  AbataTeacha

What are some of your thoughts as to what this student was thinking?  Leave a comment below!



15 Jun
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(Courtesy: jokeroo.com)


Several students left fill-in-the-blank questions (w/word bank provided) BLANK and/or wrote their own answers…


I’m not really sure where to go from here…

“Uh, yeah…”

22 May
Office Party

(Courtesy: thefw.com)

“Spain, United States, & United States Kingdom all are English language,…but Japan, China, and Korea is one country.
I’m not even going to touch this one; everyone make your own commentary.

I Wonder…

10 May

wonder twins

A couple showed up in “couples’ outfits” today…I don’t know why I immediately thought “Wonder Twin Power ACTIVATE!”

I hope everyone has a Happy Mother’s Day!!!

Love is Fleeting

20 Apr
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How can you not fall for those eyes!? (Courtesy: wallpapersdb.org)

When I asked one of my students if he had any final questions after he finished his final exam he blurted out “I love you” and looked at me with sad puppy eyes before storming out of the room, never to return to my life again.

Le Sigh..

Test Services

31 Mar

How many points did I give their answers you ask? Hmm…
(Courtesy: twistedsifter.com)


While I was grading midterms, a few of my students decided to tell me about their skills.

One guy volunteered to teach me Microsoft Excel.  He’s my age too…if he was American, I’d think he was trying to be slick.
One girl offered to teach me the piano and invited me to her next recital so I could basically audition her as my instructor.


Lesson here?  The more tests this foreign professor gives out, the more free services she will get!

Diamonds Are Forever, Almonds Are Not

9 Dec


Well there ya have it–the mystery has been solved.  This is right up there with where babies come from.

Rules of Engagement

15 Nov

This might’ve been something like my reaction…


Test Question:  Basically, I asked them to tell me a story.

Student 1:   Was describing his fondest travel memory and wrote “It’s too long to describe in here. I wish I can talk to you later in cafe or somewhere else. Can I get your phone number? I want to hear your story too!”

Student 2:   She was dating a guy in the US Army and everything was “lovely for 3 months.” Next thing she knew he said his ex-girlfriend was pregnant so they broke up. SMH

See, it’s because of smooth talkers like Student 1 that those like Student 2 get hurt!

Hairy Situation

3 Nov


I’m still not sure what the girl being poor has to do with any of this, especially if her mother is flying on planes.

But, when this girl gets flustered, she curses in English and cries in Korean.

On Bended Knee

10 Oct


I felt so bad for the little stick man, didn’t you?!